He didn’t call back
No need to panic. There are so many possible reasons.
His mom died.
His dog died.
His bird died.
He had an avalanche at work.
His fish died.
He just discovered he has a rare disease.
He had an emergency appendectomy.
He is considering voting for Donald Trump for president.
He forgot he was leaving for vacation to Alaska.
He suddenly remembered he was married.
He forgot he was moving to Australia.
He was introduced to his friend’s anaconda and is too out of breath to converse.
They cut off his life support.
Shew. I feel better knowing it’s got nothing to do with me.
Suzanne Norton 2015