I have a certificate from John Casablanca’s Modeling Agency, if that helps.
Actual modeling experience, well not really. Mostly I did things like handing out cigarettes at the raceways, giving away complementary shots of Smirnoff, and dealing blackjack. Oh yeah, and filling out surveys. There was that job I did in Kansas City that one time….um, well, never mind.
Yes. I would say I’m qualified.
Oh. I see.
Complete with tassels and everything huh?
Well. I’m sorry I took up your time. Red’s not my color.
Copyright Suzanne Norton 2015