Job Opening

I have a certificate from John Casablanca’s Modeling Agency, if that helps.

Actual modeling experience, well not really.  Mostly I did things like handing out cigarettes at the raceways, giving away complementary shots of Smirnoff, and dealing blackjack.  Oh yeah, and filling out surveys.                               There was that job I did in Kansas City that one time….um, well, never mind.

Yes.  I would say I’m qualified.

A uniform?

Oh.  I see.

Complete with tassels and everything huh?

Well.  I’m sorry I took up your time.                                               Red’s not my color.

Copyright Suzanne Norton 2015

About Suzanne

I write poetry, flash fiction, quotes and personal essays. Words flow forth like a river that cannot be dammed. Writing is my soul.
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6 Responses to Job Opening

  1. Haha 🙂

    You have enough tassels anyway, right 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. That made me laugh!!! Loved “red’s not my color” line

    Like

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